Mr. clean. He's buffed out and all. Tony the Tiger is just too nice of a guy. Don't know how to fight really. UN-less twinkie has some kind of creme filling secret weapon, mr. clean will eat him for lunch.
Well, first of all, Mr. Peanut is more than a little roasted, and Twinkie The Kid will just cream himself. Tony the Tiger could easily take out the Pizza Noid, Snuggle the Bear and the Geiko Gekko, but Mrs. Butterworth could certainly stick it to Tony and the 7-Up spot. Although the Pillsbury Doughboy could easily bounce back, he'd end up dying in a fit of giggles, that leaves Mr. Clean who we all know can just clean up the joint with the whole lot of 'em!
Mr. Clean looks like he could hold his own, but man vs tiger? If Mr Clean was associated with Colt .45s and shotguns instead of cleaning solution I would hand it to him, but unless he can trick the animal into eating the stuff the most he'll do is irritate the tiger's eyes. Tiger vs. bear on the other hand sounds like a wonderfully illegal way of loosing (or winning) money at your local zoo provided they’re shady enough, not sure who to go with there. And what of the others?
Mrs. Butterworth: pancakes make bad weapons Doughboy: looses to microwave oven Mr. Peanut: Suave and sexy, but ultimately a wimp Noid: not even considering this one Twinky: Eaten by almost any of the other contestants, and difficult to choke on (bonus points for tasting bad) Weinersnitchel guy: not listed, but would also be eaten
Which brings me to the 7-up spot, who is two-dimensional. Eventually he has to win.