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Devious Comments
Well, first of all, Mr. Peanut is more than a little roasted, and Twinkie The Kid will just cream himself. Tony the Tiger could easily take out the Pizza Noid, Snuggle the Bear and the Geiko Gekko, but Mrs. Butterworth could certainly stick it to Tony and the 7-Up spot. Although the Pillsbury Doughboy could easily bounce back, he'd end up dying in a fit of giggles, that leaves Mr. Clean who we all know can just clean up the joint with the whole lot of 'em!
I love his accent. x] Its awe-inspiring sound will give him strength. ;D
Mrs. Butterworth: pancakes make bad weapons
Doughboy: looses to microwave oven
Mr. Peanut: Suave and sexy, but ultimately a wimp
Noid: not even considering this one
Twinky: Eaten by almost any of the other contestants, and difficult to choke on (bonus points for tasting bad)
Weinersnitchel guy: not listed, but would also be eaten
Which brings me to the 7-up spot, who is two-dimensional. Eventually he has to win.
Mr. Clean... yea.. maybe... I tell you what tho, if you had Aunt Jemima on here, I'd vote for her! She's from the south, man... she's one tough cookie! I think she could take anyone