"How 'bout a muffin?" "Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no pancakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!" "Aah, so you're a waffle man!"
Devious Comments
If they don't know what a bagel is they're surely not going to know what vegemite is
"How 'bout a muffin?"
"Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no pancakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"
"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"