"How 'bout a muffin?" "Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no pancakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!" "Aah, so you're a waffle man!"